The Daily Priapism

My friend, Chris Riggs, is a football fan, like me, but to another extreme. He sends me emails about the games I miss, and here is this week's wrap up.

Benagls got rolled this weekend by the Browns this weekend, 51-45....

I haven't seen D's that bad since Dolly Parton's most recent photo shoot.
Marking the 1st time the Browns have scored that many points since the late 80's (look it up)
In related news, Charlie Frye, held a clipboard on the Seahawks sideline...and still they lost.
Derek Anderson's jersey was so clean he decided to where it as is for the next game.

In other football news.

The Pats Killed the Chargers...

Billichek again stole the Chargers DEF signals, but paid the Chargers to take them back.
Tomlinson now has fewer rushing yards than Vince Young, Sammie Morris and (cringe) Ron Dayne.
But LT has more passing TD's than Joey Harrington, Alex Smith, and JP LOSS-Man.

The Texans are now 2-0 for the 1st time in their history. While the Saints are 0-2, returning to their normal ways. (2 playoff wins in the Super Bowl era)

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